Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like
you move through the room like breathing was easy. if someone believed me, they would be as in love with you as i am.
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
HE FUCKING GOES INTO PARADE REST
Kids one day you will move out of your parents’ and never ever want to come back
Because the first time you come back to visit one of them will say something that annoys the everloving fuck out of you
-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.
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